Hex target is a well known gossiper and takes no prisoners. They think their gossiping holds no consequences and kept attacking me repeatedly for no reason. However, they fucked with the wrong person because I am not that one and dumped a dropper full of the Failure Hex potion in their body wash. For context, they have rheumatoid arthritis and high blood pressure. Both illnesses can go through flare ups. They hadn’t had one until they used that body wash I mixed the Failure hex into. Oh Lucifer, I’m laughing like a hyena in heat. Unbeknownst to me, I came back from the movies with buttered popcorn and left the remaining amount on the kitchen table. Target ate a few and had a small handful. Their appointment with the cardiologist was the next day and blood pressure was over 180! Blood pressure stays high despite taking medication on time as directed. Howling! LMAO They hate taking pills but doctor upped the dose to 2x the amount and now takes more than 5 pills a day! Their sciatica is worse and are bent over all the time, forced to use a cane everywhere they go like a geriatric and I’ve been hearing them crying in the middle of the night asking God to take the pain away. Then, I nearly cackled in another language when they showed me both of their knees which are swollen to the size of an inflated balloon. They haven’t been able to do much shit talking because they’re in so much pain. They said they’re going to tell the doctor off because nothing is working. Go off, cuz that ain’t gon’ work either. BAHAHAHA!
Praise to the Royal Demon associated with the Failure Hex! 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
