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Agares canvas

$37.00

A bold tribute to the enigmatic demon Agares.

This canvas isn't like anything else out there. You see, it's slimmer than a supermodel on a juice cleanse, so thin, it's practically ethereal. But don't let the slender profile fool you. This canvas packs a punch when it comes to quality and style, just like a well-aged whiskey in a crystal-cut glass.

Like a luxury sports car, this bad boy is engineered to the highest standards. Boasting a canvas fabric weight of 10.15 oz/yd², give or take a smidge (0.74 oz/yd² to be exact), it’s got the heft and durability that would make a heavyweight champ envious.

But, here's the kicker: This canvas comes with wall mounts attached. So, slap it on your wall the minute it arrives. No more trips to the hardware store. No more wrestling with a hammer and nails. Just pure, unadulterated style, ready to go.

Worried about damage? We've got you covered. This canvas is armed with rubber pads on the back. Think of it as a bodyguard for your walls, ready to take a bullet to protect them from any potential harm. In other words, this canvas cares about your wall as much as you do.

Remember, this isn't for everybody. It's for those who live on the edge, who aren't afraid to be different, who march to the beat of their own drum. It’s for those who want to inject a bit of mystery and intrigue into their spaces.

One last thing: This product is exclusive to the US, Canada, and the UK. If you're outside these regions, consider moving (just kidding). There's plenty of other swag for you.

So, are you ready to transform your space with the Agares Canvas? Are you ready to turn heads and drop jaws? Then hit that 'order' button and let's make magic happen.

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